CIGARS,BOOZE, AND BOOKIES

Name: WIZZARD
Location: INDIANA

Single....Cigar shop owner...former golf pro.

Friday, March 03, 2006

FRIDAY NITE.........

What a GREAT evening I had, picked up my kids today....went to WAL-MART.....and then back to my house for some house cleaning.....lol...her comes the good part.....Grilled some T-BONES, cooked some Corn on the cob....some sweet tea and sat down with my little girl who is 6 and we ate..my son was asleep due to heavy medication that i gave him for a bad cold.....so after dinner I fired up a 8 yr old PADRON 64TH cigar and poured some Jack onto some ICE and relaxed as my little girl fell asleep......so im sitting here watching some BB and sipping some JACK....what a great nite.......and it will only get better in the next 2-3 weeks and the weather breaks and the NCAA starts.......hope you too Mich St last nite....hope that gets us on the right track for the weekend.....im going to play three games Saturday.....I LOVE ALL THREE...........here you go and have a great Saturday........

1. TEXAS TECH -2 VS TEXAS AM
2. LSU -16 VS OLD MISS........THIS SHOULD BE UGLY 25+ POINTS
3. MEMPHIS -14 VS HOUSTON.......THE TIGERS TAKE OUT THEIR THUR LOSS......WIZZARD

Thursday, March 02, 2006

COACH "K"

Im not a Duke fan....But I am a coach K fan....and after watching the game lastnite and all the sports talk show shit this morning about him taking his team off for saftey reasons...Im only going to say this once....I AGREE...I would have done the samething If I was the coach..PERIOD.........Well...lastnights pick GOT ROBBED...lol......I hate overtime...I dont know about you, but it seems everytime a game I have money on goes into OT....I LOSE.....Or at least 98% of the time.......As most of you know I was sick over the weekend and lost about 9lbs....so Ive kept this DIET going..and ive lost about 11 in 8 days....no more ATKINS , just watching what and when I eat....and taking TRIMSPA ENERGY.....I know...you're thinking COME ON WIZZ DADDY.....but when I take it, about an hour later I have alot of energy and my hunger is pain is gone....Ive got my kids again this weekend but will post my Saturday pick FRIDAY nite....sorry about the losses...BUT...lol.....if you have been riding the train we are still way ahead.........ok...got to get back to selling cigars and cigarettes......LATER...........

PICK OF THE DAY........

1. MICH ST -6 TO -6-......THANKS.......WIZZARD

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

LENT.......

LENT....what is LENT.....Well...being brought up Catholic all of my life by "SUPER CATHOLIC MOM", Im not really sure....im 38 and still dont know the whole story....SO, I looked it up..Lent starts on ASH WEDNESDAY..knew that....and ends on HOLY Saturday, the day before EASTER, knew that....so you must "FAST" during this period for your sins and for THE SON OF GOD for taking a hit for me, BUT WAIT!!!!....You know how us Catholics work...FAST BUT TAKE SUNDAYS OFF!!! WOOOOOHOOOO.......So basically I have to give up something except on Sundays....MY MOTHER FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT!!!, also.....NO KIDS, ....YEP, anyone under 18 is free of this carnival REPENTING...my mother MADE ME DO IT, She still calls me and asks me every FREAKING year.."whatcha give up for LENT"?.......well mother......IM GIVING UP-------"HOPE"....No, I told her that last year and she said "CHRISTOPHER PAUL", Damm, anytime you get the full Catholic name from your mother you know you've pissed her off.....as if having sex with strippers until i was 24 and getting a divorce when I was 37 wasnt enough to piss of her off.....just a little bit of advice...NEVER, EVER take a stripper to meet your mother....I JUST DOESN'T GO WELL.....anyway...This year Im really going to shock her when she calls....When she asks me this year im telling her Im giving up masterbation....YEP, you heard it.....IM NOT PULLING THE PUD, YANKING THE CRANK, OR SPANKING THE MONKEY FOR 40 DAYS......My girlfriend says you doesnt believe it, but im doing it...CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?.....WELL, come Sunday morning IM GOING TO JERK OFF....AND ITS OK!...CAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO.....that should really piss her off today.....which has become my job as I moved into my late 30's.....So to all you Catholics out there good luck and GOD bless..and just one thing...NEVER, EVER ASK FOR GOD FOR A TEAM TO COVER, CAUSE HE IS REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW......AFTER LAST NITES SPLIT......thanks to jumping on the ILL game...im giving you my HOLY GRAIL(LENT) PICK.......

1. MARQUETTE +3-..........GOOD LUCK ........WIZZARD

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

FAT TUESDAY........

Well Its been six months since mother-fucking nature opened up her legs up and pissed all over the Gulf....I was reading last nite that there are still 1900 people still missing...192 of them children...sad, very sad,...so if you have kids like I do...make sure you hug them and tell them you love them as much as you can, because all it take is one idiot to drive thru a red lite on his way to pick up his METH to take them away.....Speaking of taking away...FUCK BIG MONDAY..lol....I called my book last nite and I liked ONE GAME....PITT +3-....WELL.....he said PITT +4-...oh baby....LOVE IT NOW...well after a bad call and a missed bunny it didnt matter...I think that you need to stay away from WV in tourney....THEY LIVE AND DIE BY THE THREE....lastnite they lived by it....PITT shot almost 50 percent for the game..to WV 41-42%...and LOST......OH WELL.......Im feeling a bit better today...still my O-ring IN MY ASS needs replaced...geeeeeshhh...I lost 8 lbs....which I needed too.....I was watching the news this morning and said the PRESIDENT BUSH'S approval rating was at a all-time low....REALLLLY.....YOU THINK.......I voted for the idiot and have no one to blame but myself....im not much into this party or that party...but BUSH scares me....Now he wants to let some towel heads operate about 8 ports all around the country....GEEEEESH...JUST GIVE THEM THE KEY TO THE BACK DOOR TO JFK......For the first time in my life im just cant stand the Pres.....OK...Im done......He will get his in hell one day.....LOL......OK.....MY PICK OF THE DAY....

1. IOWA ST -11 MIZZ is just plain bad...so im going to ride that bus until it breaks down..

ALSO...TAKE A LOOK AT ......ILL -3........Im thinking about taking that one too..........WIZZARD

Monday, February 27, 2006

SOMEBODY TURN OFF MY ANUS.........

Im still sick, so......short and sweet.......

PICK OF THE DAY........

PITT +3 TO 3-.......If you take away WV three point game...they have nothing....later.....WIZZARD

Sunday, February 26, 2006

RIP DEPUTY FIFE.....

As some of you know I'm a big ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW fan.....and at my cigar shop everyday at 11:30am...we eat lunch...if your late your on your own...and then at noon....THE "SHOW" comes on....everyone knows the rule when the "SHOW" is on....NO FUCKING TALKING.....PERIOD!!!!...No stories, no problems with the wife, no questions about bets....NOTHING...KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT....after the show....its all good....about a month ago TV LAND ran a 24 hours of THE "SHOW" ....I CAME IN MY SHORTS.......My girlfriend thinks im nuts and doenst understand my obsession for the "SHOW"....but I caught her laughing one nite while i was watching the "SHOW"......Ive been in bed for the last two days thanks to my little boy giving me his flu bug....Ive puked my guts up the last two days....and I could shit thru a gardenhose.....ive lost 8 lbs in two days...Im feeling a little better, until I read the news.....DON KNOTTS IS DEAD........Now Im not the type to get emotional, but Ill tell you this, IM SAD......a great person and a man who has made me laugh has passed....just last week, he made MT DEW come out my nose.....CLASSIC......so.........DEPUTY FIFE.......YOU WILL BE MISSED......BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.......cause every week day at the cigar shop....at high noon...your magic goes on............

PICK OF THE DAY......REVENGE FACTOR........

1. UCONN -7................GOOD LUCK....WIZZARD

Thursday, February 23, 2006

GOUT?......

What the fuck?......Wake up Tuesday morning and I cant fucking walk.....My big toe is the size of my penis...and thats BIG....just ask your girlfriend....Anyway....Im back up and walking....looked on the internet and they say the cause of GOUT is......SHELLFISH....RED MEAT....AND ALCOHOL......,...ALCOHOL?......FUCKING GREAT.....so I have to cut back on my red meat and ALCOHOL intake....SURE I WILL......I have my kids this weekend...starting Friday morning...and have them until Monday.....They are both sick, so looks like cartoons and staying inside this weekend....I like ONE game tonite.....sorry about not posting the last few nites but none of the games have jumped up at me....LIKE KY last nite but they havent beat anyone by 13- this year....LOL...so they go off and double up OLE' MISS......SO......HERE IT IS...

1. NORTHWESTERN +3-......LINE MIGHT MOVE UP.....LATER TODAY...

THANKS AND SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND......WIZZARD