CIGARS,BOOZE, AND BOOKIES

2006-03-03T17:02:00.000-08:00

FRIDAY NITE.........

What a GREAT evening I had, picked up my kids today....went to WAL-MART.....and then back to my house for some house cleaning.....lol...her comes the good part.....Grilled some T-BONES, cooked some Corn on the cob....some sweet tea and sat down with my little girl who is 6 and we ate..my son was asleep due to heavy medication that i gave him for a bad cold.....so after dinner I fired up a 8 yr old PADRON 64TH cigar and poured some Jack onto some ICE and relaxed as my little girl fell asleep......so im sitting here watching some BB and sipping some JACK....what a great nite.......and it will only get better in the next 2-3 weeks and the weather breaks and the NCAA starts.......hope you too Mich St last nite....hope that gets us on the right track for the weekend.....im going to play three games Saturday.....I LOVE ALL THREE...........here you go and have a great Saturday........

1. TEXAS TECH -2 VS TEXAS AM
2. LSU -16 VS OLD MISS........THIS SHOULD BE UGLY 25+ POINTS
3. MEMPHIS -14 VS HOUSTON.......THE TIGERS TAKE OUT THEIR THUR LOSS......WIZZARD

2006-03-02T05:52:00.000-08:00

COACH "K"

Im not a Duke fan....But I am a coach K fan....and after watching the game lastnite and all the sports talk show shit this morning about him taking his team off for saftey reasons...Im only going to say this once....I AGREE...I would have done the samething If I was the coach..PERIOD.........Well...lastnights pick GOT ROBBED...lol......I hate overtime...I dont know about you, but it seems everytime a game I have money on goes into OT....I LOSE.....Or at least 98% of the time.......As most of you know I was sick over the weekend and lost about 9lbs....so Ive kept this DIET going..and ive lost about 11 in 8 days....no more ATKINS , just watching what and when I eat....and taking TRIMSPA ENERGY.....I know...you're thinking COME ON WIZZ DADDY.....but when I take it, about an hour later I have alot of energy and my hunger is pain is gone....Ive got my kids again this weekend but will post my Saturday pick FRIDAY nite....sorry about the losses...BUT...lol.....if you have been riding the train we are still way ahead.........ok...got to get back to selling cigars and cigarettes......LATER...........

PICK OF THE DAY........

1. MICH ST -6 TO -6-......THANKS.......WIZZARD

2006-03-01T05:05:00.000-08:00

LENT.......

LENT....what is LENT.....Well...being brought up Catholic all of my life by "SUPER CATHOLIC MOM", Im not really sure....im 38 and still dont know the whole story....SO, I looked it up..Lent starts on ASH WEDNESDAY..knew that....and ends on HOLY Saturday, the day before EASTER, knew that....so you must "FAST" during this period for your sins and for THE SON OF GOD for taking a hit for me, BUT WAIT!!!!....You know how us Catholics work...FAST BUT TAKE SUNDAYS OFF!!! WOOOOOHOOOO.......So basically I have to give up something except on Sundays....MY MOTHER FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT!!!, also.....NO KIDS, ....YEP, anyone under 18 is free of this carnival REPENTING...my mother MADE ME DO IT, She still calls me and asks me every FREAKING year.."whatcha give up for LENT"?.......well mother......IM GIVING UP-------"HOPE"....No, I told her that last year and she said "CHRISTOPHER PAUL", Damm, anytime you get the full Catholic name from your mother you know you've pissed her off.....as if having sex with strippers until i was 24 and getting a divorce when I was 37 wasnt enough to piss of her off.....just a little bit of advice...NEVER, EVER take a stripper to meet your mother....I JUST DOESN'T GO WELL.....anyway...This year Im really going to shock her when she calls....When she asks me this year im telling her Im giving up masterbation....YEP, you heard it.....IM NOT PULLING THE PUD, YANKING THE CRANK, OR SPANKING THE MONKEY FOR 40 DAYS......My girlfriend says you doesnt believe it, but im doing it...CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?.....WELL, come Sunday morning IM GOING TO JERK OFF....AND ITS OK!...CAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO.....that should really piss her off today.....which has become my job as I moved into my late 30's.....So to all you Catholics out there good luck and GOD bless..and just one thing...NEVER, EVER ASK FOR GOD FOR A TEAM TO COVER, CAUSE HE IS REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW......AFTER LAST NITES SPLIT......thanks to jumping on the ILL game...im giving you my HOLY GRAIL(LENT) PICK.......

1. MARQUETTE +3-..........GOOD LUCK ........WIZZARD

2006-02-28T05:28:00.000-08:00

FAT TUESDAY........

Well Its been six months since mother-fucking nature opened up her legs up and pissed all over the Gulf....I was reading last nite that there are still 1900 people still missing...192 of them children...sad, very sad,...so if you have kids like I do...make sure you hug them and tell them you love them as much as you can, because all it take is one idiot to drive thru a red lite on his way to pick up his METH to take them away.....Speaking of taking away...FUCK BIG MONDAY..lol....I called my book last nite and I liked ONE GAME....PITT +3-....WELL.....he said PITT +4-...oh baby....LOVE IT NOW...well after a bad call and a missed bunny it didnt matter...I think that you need to stay away from WV in tourney....THEY LIVE AND DIE BY THE THREE....lastnite they lived by it....PITT shot almost 50 percent for the game..to WV 41-42%...and LOST......OH WELL.......Im feeling a bit better today...still my O-ring IN MY ASS needs replaced...geeeeeshhh...I lost 8 lbs....which I needed too.....I was watching the news this morning and said the PRESIDENT BUSH'S approval rating was at a all-time low....REALLLLY.....YOU THINK.......I voted for the idiot and have no one to blame but myself....im not much into this party or that party...but BUSH scares me....Now he wants to let some towel heads operate about 8 ports all around the country....GEEEEESH...JUST GIVE THEM THE KEY TO THE BACK DOOR TO JFK......For the first time in my life im just cant stand the Pres.....OK...Im done......He will get his in hell one day.....LOL......OK.....MY PICK OF THE DAY....

1. IOWA ST -11 MIZZ is just plain bad...so im going to ride that bus until it breaks down..

ALSO...TAKE A LOOK AT ......ILL -3........Im thinking about taking that one too..........WIZZARD

2006-02-27T12:40:00.000-08:00

SOMEBODY TURN OFF MY ANUS.........

Im still sick, so......short and sweet.......

PICK OF THE DAY........

PITT +3 TO 3-.......If you take away WV three point game...they have nothing....later.....WIZZARD

2006-02-26T08:29:00.000-08:00

RIP DEPUTY FIFE.....

As some of you know I'm a big ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW fan.....and at my cigar shop everyday at 11:30am...we eat lunch...if your late your on your own...and then at noon....THE "SHOW" comes on....everyone knows the rule when the "SHOW" is on....NO FUCKING TALKING.....PERIOD!!!!...No stories, no problems with the wife, no questions about bets....NOTHING...KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT....after the show....its all good....about a month ago TV LAND ran a 24 hours of THE "SHOW" ....I CAME IN MY SHORTS.......My girlfriend thinks im nuts and doenst understand my obsession for the "SHOW"....but I caught her laughing one nite while i was watching the "SHOW"......Ive been in bed for the last two days thanks to my little boy giving me his flu bug....Ive puked my guts up the last two days....and I could shit thru a gardenhose.....ive lost 8 lbs in two days...Im feeling a little better, until I read the news.....DON KNOTTS IS DEAD........Now Im not the type to get emotional, but Ill tell you this, IM SAD......a great person and a man who has made me laugh has passed....just last week, he made MT DEW come out my nose.....CLASSIC......so.........DEPUTY FIFE.......YOU WILL BE MISSED......BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.......cause every week day at the cigar shop....at high noon...your magic goes on............

PICK OF THE DAY......REVENGE FACTOR........

1. UCONN -7................GOOD LUCK....WIZZARD

2006-02-23T07:38:00.000-08:00

GOUT?......

What the fuck?......Wake up Tuesday morning and I cant fucking walk.....My big toe is the size of my penis...and thats BIG....just ask your girlfriend....Anyway....Im back up and walking....looked on the internet and they say the cause of GOUT is......SHELLFISH....RED MEAT....AND ALCOHOL......,...ALCOHOL?......FUCKING GREAT.....so I have to cut back on my red meat and ALCOHOL intake....SURE I WILL......I have my kids this weekend...starting Friday morning...and have them until Monday.....They are both sick, so looks like cartoons and staying inside this weekend....I like ONE game tonite.....sorry about not posting the last few nites but none of the games have jumped up at me....LIKE KY last nite but they havent beat anyone by 13- this year....LOL...so they go off and double up OLE' MISS......SO......HERE IT IS...

1. NORTHWESTERN +3-......LINE MIGHT MOVE UP.....LATER TODAY...

THANKS AND SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND......WIZZARD

2006-02-20T05:21:00.000-08:00

THE GIRLFRIEND/EX-WIFE JINKS........

Anytime I get in a little tussle with either....they put the wammy on me.....0-2 for saturday....couldnt get you my Sunday pick of the Duke -16 due to personal reasons...(KISSING UP TO THE GF).....Ive looked at the plays for Monday...dont see anything I like.....just going to watch the games tonite....and Ill see you in the TUESDAY........WIZZARD

2006-02-17T15:57:00.000-08:00

FUCK ITS COLD...........

God why do I live in this frozen hell......global warming my ass......

ok....my picks for SATURDAY

1. PURDUE -4.......DONT FUCKING LAUGH.....JUST BET IT

2. SETON HALL PK.......LOVE IT...........TILL SUNDAY......WIZZARD

2006-02-16T20:17:00.000-08:00

WINNER WINNER...CHICKEN DINNER......

OK......8 WINS.....1 LOSS....for the week on my posted picks.....not bad....hope Im helping someone make some money....my BOOK told me tonite im over 86 percent for the last 16 days with him....needless to say he is not happy...LOL...and ill be making a trip to see him SATURDAY morning......Friday has a couple of games....but nothing I like....So lets take our winnings and drink a little on them Friday nite and get ready for Saturday.......Im sitting here watching the news.....some of the players are saying they may not want to play for IU next year if MULE MUG isnt the coach....well....ok....HIT THE FUCKING ROAD you no shooting the ball MOTHERFUCKERS.....go to UAB....or SMU....or Southern Miss....and sit the fucking bench....You bunch of ungreatful MOFO'S.....OK....im done.......I like the emails guys but IF YOUR OUT THERE POST!!!!!!...LOL.......DADDY WHERE ARE YOU?????.....RUSTY?....BUELLER?.......ANYONE??????.......Alrighty then....Im going to bed got to push some tobacco on the workers of the world.....UNTIL TOMORROW........WIZZARD

2006-02-16T05:33:00.000-08:00

MULE MUG.......GONE!!!!

Yes Mr. Mike Davis has decided that the kitchen is getting WAY TO FUCKING hot for him to work his magic...Ive been an IU supporter since i was taking dumps in my garanimals....My mother works for IU(30 YEARS)...my dad graduated from there...and I have puked in about 2/3rds of the frat houses there....My love for IU basketball started when I was about 8 and my mother shipped my ass off to BOBBY KNIGHT basketball camp...two years later I was watching BOBBY win his first national championship....After the fired him...my love for IU and the program was shot.....THEY SOLD OUT....LOOK at all of the advertisements at assembly hall...im suprised that the players dont have their name on the back yet.....Well now I can only hope that we get a coach that can acctually run a offense...I would love to see MAJERUS come to IU.......sorry about not posting yesterday....but I couldnt get out of bed....one of the worst drunks of my life....had about 15 vodka's and ice tea.....BOWLED LIKE A GOD......Then won 40 bucks against some young hot shot at the bar playing pool....AND I SUCK....but WIZZ DADDY came thru....Then someone decided that they wanted a piece of WIZZARD...and brought out the dice....BAD IDEA....won another 200.....then went home at 2am....and thru up......My liver sent me an email this morning and he is taking a couple of days off.....I think ill let him, he worked alot of OT Tuesday nite.......My picks are getting alot of attention...thanks for the emails.....I like one game only tonite....soooooooo.........

1. Marquette.....at a PK............should be a great game to watch....LATER......WIZZARD

PS CHECK OUT THIS SITE... WWW.FIREMIKEDAVIS.COM

2006-02-14T07:26:00.000-08:00

VALENTINE'S DAY....BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

This day was created and exploited by female executives at Halmark,DIAMONDS R' US, and that fucking FTD FLOWER FAGGOT.....As I do have a girlfriend, I must follow everyother SAP out there(yes BOOGES, IM TALKING ABOUT YOU)...and break down and get her some flowers(alone side the road, out of a 78 ford van painted 7 shades of white, for 8 bucks a dozen, those bastards even bump up their prices for this SPECIAL FUCKING DAY)...and a card..which I wont read, but if it has a pretty picture of some romantic sunset, ill pluck it from its grave at CVS...SO.....Im going to bowl tonite...and if she doesnt like it...well....F#@K HER.....Im going to drink vodka and ice tea like judgement day is coming on Wed...OK....now for my pick......after the Kansas victory of the( OH MY BACK IS HURTING....SO I THINK ILL DRINK AND DRIVE...COWBOYS)..MY HOT PICK FOR TODAY IS..........OK...I LIKE 2.......

1. TEMPLE -4...this line is going down and cant figure why

2. SETON HALL +5................TILL WED.............WIZZARD

PS......GIVE THE LITTLE LADY A STIFFY FOR ME

2006-02-13T08:01:00.000-08:00

WIZZARD OF OZ..........MONDAY

PLAIN AND SIMPLE....TOTO.........TAKE KANSAS -4

2006-02-11T17:50:00.000-08:00

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY...........

Usually followed by the phrase......"5th annual monter truck rally at HULMAN CENTER...get your tickets at K-mart....1st national bank of kentuckyville....and all Dr DASHBOARDS , see them for all of your total car stereo needs....anyway......here are my two picks for SUNDAY.....
1. WEST VIRGINA..+6
2 Pittsburgh....-9...........see you Monday......WIZZARD

2006-02-11T10:02:00.000-08:00

Saturday with the kids and laundry.....

Had some guys email me to keep posting....so Ill try to do it everyday with basketball season...Im actually killing my guy right now....My three plays for the day where

1. IOWA +5....LOVE THIS ONE
2. TEMPLE -20
3 Maryland +6- against Duke...........Ill post them SUNDAYS PICKS TONITE...THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.....WIZZARD

2006-02-06T16:14:00.000-08:00

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE?.........

I havent been posting because.......well......I think im talking to myself...LOL.....SOOOOOO....If your reading this....email me....and ill start posting my pics again......ill give it about a week...then we shall WIZZARD@CCRTC.COM THANKS.....WIZZARD

2006-01-13T18:56:00.002-08:00

KIDS WEEKEND........

short and sweet......went 2-1 last weekend....hope you took the 2 winners...LOL...

Saturdays pick.......NEW ENGLAND +3....Ive seen some at +3-........take the points....you wont need them......

Sunday...everyone says the STEELERS will cover....and when EVERYONE says it...I like to go the other way....SO take the COLTS -9-........THANKS WIZZARD

2006-01-13T18:56:00.001-08:00

2006-01-04T12:02:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!....

Ok.....Im a little late, but ive been busy....kids, holidays and being sick a day or two.....Spent New Years Eve sober....watching everyone else drink, its quite entertaining watching your quite friends turn into loud, stumbling drunks.....Hope im not that way....Ive been on a hot streak(private, no posting) which figures...after 3 losses in a row.....So after getting a few emails and phone calls Ive decide to post my pic this week....

NFL PICK

SATURDAY.........NEW ENGLAND -8
SUNDAY..........CINCY +3

ALSO......Im really leaning on OHIO ST +6 vs INDIANA ON SATURDAY......

ILL start posting a little more.......GOOD LUCK.........WIZZARD

2005-12-17T20:01:00.000-08:00

The 4 things I know about women......

1. No matter what....they are never, ever, satisfied.

2. When they throw up....they dont care where they are or what its on.

3. That at least one of their friends wants to fuck you.

4. That they want to fuck one of your friends......

SHORT AT SWEET....PICK FOR SUNDAY......OAKLAND -3 VS CLEVELAND.....

HAVE A GREAT WEEK....WIZZARD

2005-12-11T18:45:00.000-08:00

VODKA, BEERS, AND SHOTS.............OH MY

Birthday party Friday nite.....Chirstmas party Saturday nite....My liver sent me an email this morning and said it was taking the week off.......A nice quite week of Ice Tea(no vodka) will do the trick.....Hope BIG DADDY did well in Vegas...my pick didnt help you any...too many turnovers for the Bengals.....I couldnt make up my mind, liked two games...one covered and the other didnt...Im going to start picking some basketball soon...I really dont like playing CBB until after the first....but im sure a game or two will stick out....GOOD WEEK for the WIZZARD on parlay cards...only 1 winner this week....GIANTS game helped a bunch.....let me know when you get back from Vegas DADDY.....have a good week everyone....WIZZARD

2005-12-08T14:57:00.000-08:00

BIG DADDY VEGAS WEEKEND SUPER SUNDAY BIG MONEY PICK!!!!

This is for you Big daddy....be safe and ill see you when you get back......Im free of kids this weekend and im drinking and bowling and drinking and fucking and drinking and sleeping.....and drinking.........you get the pic.......so here you go.........

SUNDAY.....CINCY -12 against the BROWNS.........play it up too 13....WIZZARD

2005-12-05T13:28:00.000-08:00

MNF.........THE TILLEY PICK!

TAKE THE EAGLES AND THE POINTS........+3-..........Just for TILLEY........WIZZARD

2005-12-04T17:59:00.000-08:00

GREAT WEEKEND.......

Spent time with the kids, put up the tree, and 3-0 BABY........Not sure but im somewhere around 12-3 or 13-3......got love that record....hope SOMEONE is watching....DADDY YOU OUT THERE????.....SPREAD THE NEWS!!!!.....Thanks WIZZARD

2005-12-03T21:13:00.000-08:00

HEAD ON............

Thats what was coming at me lastnite.....two speeding headlights on my side of the road going about 40.....with my two kids in the car......I didnt panic....I noticed he was heading farther to my right and not trying to go to my left...so with about 30 yards to spare I moved nice and easy over to left side of the road and watched him plow right into some mailboxes and someones yard....Kid was ok., road was like a skatingrink...I about fell on my ass when I got out to check on him.....my kids where fine...my girlfriend who was sitting next to me said she didnt notice that he was on our side....HUH really?.....LOL..BUT ALL IS WELL.......LOOKS LIKE FLA ST is going to not only cover but win.......HOPE WE ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK AGAIN.....HERE IS MY SUNDAY PICK..........KC at a pick against DENVER....play it up to -2...dont think it will get there.....should be around a pick or so...ALSO....A rare double dip....play MINN -2- VS DETROIT.....loved the VIKES at -4....line is going down, cant understand it.....so there you go....2 nice money makers....thanks.......and have a great SUNDAY........WIZZARD

2005-12-03T06:53:00.000-08:00

CUTTIN' DOWN THE XMAS TREE.......

Nothing like taking the kids and some friends out to the local tree farm and chopping down a fresh, fury pine.........gotta love a place that gives you a sharp object and then turns you loose....had a great time, kids loved it.........Tree is up and all the shit is on it.....since this is my first Christmas without my exwife...I PUT ON THE BIG GAUDY LIGHTS....you know the ones you grew up with as a kid......she hated those and would never let me put them up....HAH...SHOWED THE BITCH..........Well....took a week off to get my mojo back...soooo here is my pick of the day....

.....TAKE FLA ST +14-......Hell if you wait long enough you might get 15......thanks and see you tonite for my SUNDAY PICK.......WIZZARD

2005-11-26T16:05:00.000-08:00

MY THREE RULES......

1. NO SHOTS (of anything)

2. NO DANCING (I have two left feet)

3. NO ROLLER SKATING

Broke 2 of them lastnite.....Tummy dont feel real good,....PICK OF THE WEEKEND

TAMPA BAY -3 against the BEARS.........HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND....WIZZARD

2005-11-25T08:08:00.000-08:00

POST TURKEY DAY........

Well.......I fucked up.....Got in a fight with my ex-wife and my girlfriend the night before Thanksgiving.....dont ever do that.....I ended up eating chicken noodle soup and christmas cookies...mmmmmm beats turkey and all the trimings......BUT...GOOD NEWS...I lost 14lbs ths past 12 days....BAMM........I hope you have been riding the WIZZARD'S hot picks...let see if I can keep it going.......PLAY OF THE DAY...........LSU/ARK GAME....OVER 49-/50-....PLAY THE OVER.....THANKS WIZZARD

2005-11-23T18:05:00.000-08:00

TURKEYDAY........

Hope everyone has a great turkey day......

PLAY OF THE DAY........ OVER 41 DALLAS/DENVER GAME..........play it up to 42...thanks....have a great turkey day.....WIZZARD

2005-11-21T12:16:00.000-08:00

Greenbay -6?......

Dont like it......stay away.......O/U 44...Dont like it either......number is right where it needs to be.....take care...WIZZARD

2005-11-20T08:17:00.000-08:00

2 LBS OF BACON......

Thats what I've consumed in the last 3 days along with 2 t-bones, about 2 lbs of porkloin and 3 eggs....20 slices of pepper cheese and Non-sweetened ice tea....mmmm....got on the scales this moring and felt BLOATED.......BOOOOMMMM.....LOST 2 LBS YESTERDAY.....got to love this atkins....Well after yesterdays AUBURN pick which I received a couple of your fucking crazy emails, HAH!....Take that......The more I think about it I really like the Colts....Im not much on pro football BUT.........TAKE the COLTS......the line is -5- right now....but may jump up to 6 but I doubt it......go ahead and give them 6.....COLTS will make a statement today....AND REMEMBER.....I'm not a colts fan........LOL...........AND RIGHT NOW I really like GREENBAY -4 to the VIKINGS on MONDAY nite....but Ill give you the yes or no MONDAY...thanks ........WIZZARD

2005-11-19T17:10:00.000-08:00

PRO GAME..........SUNDAY

I really dont like this weeks ticket and I'M NOT A COLTS FAN.....BUT.....
that being said.......give cincy 5- (AND NO MORE), TAKE THE COLTS........31-14....WIZZARD

2005-11-18T17:36:00.000-08:00

6 GAMES?????

Ive been gambling since I was 19...and I dont mean drunkin' $10 bets with my buddies. I had my first bookie when I was 19, and became a LOCAL 7 years ago......One thing I have noticed in those years and reading other gambling blogs is.....WHY SO MANY GAMES?....I mean come on, its hard enough to pick ONE, let alone 6 a day.....If your betting 4-8 pieces a day your either HOOKED trying to get back to even(which never happens), or you have more money than you need.......PEOPLE....play 1 or 3 games a day....not 2, not 4, not 6....1 or 3.....I had a bookie of 30 years tell me this, play one or three WIZZ, NO MORE!!.....His reasoning..play 1..HIT...then stop ,or then play two in the evening...if you stop....your a winner that day, if you play 2 more that nite the worst you can do is lose your orginal bet plus the vig.....so now your only down your first bet plus a little juice....no big deal...thats if you lose....if you hit----GREAT.....take your cash and dash....but people, come on 6-9 games....I actually had a guy play 56 CB games in one day at 100 bucks game.....COME ON....oh I love it when he calls and hopes he continues to do so....that reminds me, I need to see him...LOL.....anyway take my advice PLAY ONE BIG GAME....and to you other bloggers picking 5-7 games for your guys, your not helping.....DO YOUR HOMEWORK.. and pick one maybe two games.....im not right all the time, and ill only give you up to 3 games, and thats if I love them....remember....AUBURN -7.....PLAY IT!!!!......Ill have a nickel on it........OUT......WIZZARD

2005-11-18T16:22:00.000-08:00

ATKINS...........AGAIN.....

We'll....my ass is fat.....not really, I have no ass at all but my belly is getting well...Big.
I lost 45 lbs on the Atkins two winters ago and felt great...all my old golf shirts fit..people said I looked like a different person......and then I GOT DIVORCED. Which in turn meant that I could drink and fuck and eat anything and everything...WELL I DID, I drank BUDs like they where going out of business.....SOOOOOOO....Started back on it Monday...and im rocking...8 lbs and counting....Dumped the BUDS and started drinking Vodka and Ice Tea.....which has no carbs THANK YOU.......and ive been eating bacon and hamburgers by the truckload....I feel like Norm walking into Cheers.....girl at the Wendys drive thru said I should work for them cause im there more than her.....BUT, Im going to do this....65 lbs by spring......As we speak ive got 2 t-bones on the grill...ill keep you posted. We'll I've got alot of pressure on me this week, some big eyes are watching. SO LETS GET TO IT.......I really like AUBURN -7 vs ALABAMA, the line may jump up to 7- or 8 by the morning, but go ahead and play it up to 8-......OH FUCK IT...JUST PLAY THE DAMM GAME.....Well good luck and check back Saturday nite, I might just make a PRO PICK for the week.....Ive got my kids this weekend which means cartoons and MAC AND CHEESE every 15 mins.....GOOD LUCK..........WIZZARD

2005-11-14T07:32:00.000-08:00

OH MY FREAKIN HEAD!!!

Thats what I said to myself Saturday morning when my alarm went off at 7, Friday nite was going to be a quiet nite, a couple of Budweisers with some friends and then home early for some luvin' and 8 hours of sleep.....WELL.....Some of WIZZ DADDY'S plans dont quite come together...Met up with a WINTER BUDDY of mine...if you dont know what that is ill explain..He is in construction so the only time I get to run with him is during the Winter cause he works all freaking Summer so he can take 2-3 months off for the Winter...anyway...We met at a local brotherhood lodge for some cold ones...all was good...nice and quiet and having some good converstation, when one of my other buddies and his wife call me and says "WHERE YA AT"?
Well thats never good cause that means he is out and ready to run...but this time he brought his wife...which is fine cause she is a 9 and likes to dance with me cause I smell good...so she says.....Then a lady friend of mine calls and heads my way also....So now the party is really going and im on my 8th KING OF BEERS.....good friends, lots of laughs and then it happens...KARAOKE..I hope I spelled that right...anyway....I dont do karaoke....I cant stand drunk people singing songs I love,badly...So we move to another brotherhood....The next thing I know its 2am...im drunk as a Sorority girl during rush week....on top of that Ive pissed off my blowjob of the nite and she has gone to her sisters house....now im drunk and its too late to call for a back up hummer...."I WADDLE HOME"......TURN THE PAGE........So now my alarm is going off...my head is pounding...Ive got to get up and get the tailgate party going..My job is to get the bomb fire going...nothing like letting a person who could blow .25 be in charge of a big fire....but after 3-4 bloody mary's I was back on track...and feeling NO pain....day was fantastic..good people, good food, good drink, but the football game between Depauw and Walbash didnt turn out like we wanted...Walbash with a 17-10 victory.....so the Bell heads North this year......but besides that it was a great day.....

OH HOW ABOUT THOSE PICKS BABY......3-0 this weekend..hope someone is watching and riding WIZZARD'S picks....Ill try to keep it going..I usually like ONE game a week, Ill try to post it on Thursday nite....thanks for the interest and look forward to this weekend.....WIZZARD

2005-11-11T22:53:00.000-08:00

MONON BELL..........
Big weekend this week......Depauw vs Walbash.....tailgate party and lots of BLOODYMARYS AND BUDS.....Playing in a 20000 first place golf scramble sunday with some bighitters..ill keep you posted on that.......I hope my picks are making you some cash(if anyone is watching)....so....here we gooooooooooo!!!!!

LOCK.......FOR SATURDAY........TEXAS over Kansas.....this line is 33 and climbing....IT WONT BE CLOSE....62-3......ALSO..TAKE THE OVER 55 in this game...TEXAS may have 8 TD's themselves....AND one more game I like...MICHIGAN -25 AND climbing....give the Hoosiers 30 cause it aint enough.......GOOD LUCK and remember...If she dont swallow she is a bitch.....WIZZARD

2005-11-05T07:34:00.001-08:00

SHORT AND SWEET.......

Got the kids this weekend, so this will be a quickie.........

I hope last weeks winner made you some money......This weeks lock....

IOWA ST -8 against Kansa ST.......play this game up to - 9- hell id even give them 10....good luck and remember.....big girls need luvin' too...................WIZZARD

2005-10-29T07:09:00.000-07:00

STEAK FLOURENTINE........

Had steak flourentine last nite.....mmmmmmmmm......goood........washed it down with some Budweisers....got a little lovin' got up in the middle of the nite and went home....I call that a good nite....NOW...TO MY PICK FOR THE WEEKEND.......

After last weekends SPLIT...which is like kissing your sister......Im giving you ONE lock for the weekend.......drum roll please......

1. TEXAS TECH -11 play this up to -12- pts........should be a blowout against Baylor, ........good luck and see you mid week.........WIZZARD

2005-10-21T12:27:00.000-07:00

OK....HERE WEEEEE GOOOOOO......

Remember im only doing this for fun...and if you lose your house payment and your wife wants to hunt my ass down and kill me, WELL......Just remember im SINGLE, have a HUGE cock and it takes me an hour to cum, two if i've been pounding BUDS back...so remember she will get the shit rocked out of her and may not come home for a day or two.....ANYWAY enough about my large penis here are my PICKS for the weekend...

SATURDAY.......... MIZZ (PK) NEB........I like ALOT....TAKE MIZZ at home...line was -3 but now its a pick...HELL, by Saturday they may get a point or two......

SUNDAY.............. SAN FRAN (+13) and rising WASHINGTON....when was the last time the Redskins beat anyone 14 points.....

games to stay away from.....FLA ST, IRISH,TENN, AND MINN/GB on sunday....GOOD LUCK.....WIZZARD

2005-10-12T10:29:00.000-07:00

Welcome.......I hope you enjoy my BLOG.....I enjoy talking about cigars, beer, and gambling...Ill be posting 2-3 times a week along with my FREE hot pick for the weekend...enjoy....WIZZARD